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#385
about: getting off top bunk Why do you always turn off the lights when I'm going down?
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314 votes |
#339
about: a school cafeteria with two entrances "Can't we just go in the back?
I don't wanna miss my next period."
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293 votes |
#1140
about: cybernations Ok I'm off to bed. Good luck with penetrating my defense :p
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250 votes |
#981
about: sandwhiches i went over to his house. he said say lettece if you want faster say tomato if you want harder. i said lettece lettece tomato tomato lettece tomato, my little brother on the bunkbed below said will you stop making sandwhiches up there your getting mayonase all over my face!
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240 votes |
#340
about: comforting tennis teammate i suck; we both suck equally just on different parts; well at least you can hit the damn balls
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227 votes |
#162
about: Ordering a pizza I can take the whole 12 inches myself!
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225 votes |
#287
about: when giving directions its better to go up and around the back
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205 votes |
#768
about: Telling my friend a story about riding in a taxi ".... i was halfway through the ride and i realized that he was on the phone..."
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197 votes |
#171
about: Mom coming home from an hour long meeting (Panting for exageration) It was so long...It was just so long
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184 votes |
#365
about: Eating A Popsicle Stop licking it, before it drips...Just suck it, or let it drip in your mouth.
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170 votes |
#140
about: The length of a bet You only turned when you saw how long mine was.
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163 votes |
#658
about: Trying to make a chair go down. "Did you see how hard i tried to make it go down?!?!"
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162 votes |
#990
about: Solitare "The king goes on top of the queen right?" "yes" Wheres the jack? in the middle?"
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161 votes |
#282
about: Closing the door of a packed cupboard It's tightly packed, you might have to nudge it a little to get it in there
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154 votes |
#653
about: bass drum in a school band Band director "I dont want to hear you there. I want to feel you there."
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154 votes |
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