#1708
about: Guy selling Garden tools and then there is the golden hoe. positively beautiful and doesnt take much energy to use. its well worth the price
| 4 votes |
#1707
about: player to a coach can you just let me take a break
| 3 votes |
#1706
about: boy asking for cookies i think three is enough
| 5 votes |
#1705
about: a plant it's growing faster than i expected
| 3 votes |
#1704
about: airsoft b,b's no not realy they'r plastic
| 46 votes |
#1703
about: person in best buy introducing a laptop and case its 10 inch, waterproof, light and portable. Too bad it comes in gray. If you want it a different colour, buy a plastic sleeve and I'll put it on for you. The skin rips easilly though. So here it is: put it in, zip it up and you're good to go ...... so wanna buy it? It comes with a 2-year warranty!
| 26 votes |
#1702
about: blowing bubbles im going to blow you
&&
i wanna blow you
| 0 votes |
#1701
about: ice cube thats hard as a rock! and freezing cold
| 4 votes |
#1700
about: friend splashing me me: hey you got wet stuff on my shirt right here! friend: your mom got wet stuff on my shirt right there
| 4 votes |
#1699
about: friend splashing me me: you got wet stuff on my shirt right here.! friend: your mom got wet stuff on my shirt right there
| 0 votes |
#1698
about: eating gross food dont spit it out!! just swallow it!!
| -12 votes |
#1697
about: random convo about peppers it wasnt really hott but it did burn a little when i swallowed my spit
| 0 votes |
#1696
about: a commercial its got super grip!
| 0 votes |
#1695
about: sleeping on bunk beds can i be on top tonight?
| 4 votes |
#1694
about: oreo cookies Fingers as close to the cream as possible, and twist it ..... a bit more ... that's right ........ damnit it broke!
| 34 votes |
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