#1053
about: Unlocking a door with a key "Just put it in there and jiggle it around"
| 35 votes |
#1052
about: Granola bars Is it suppose to be hard or soft, because my hand is changing the shape of it!
| -2 votes |
#1051
about: Springboard diving Going in hard, hurts so bad, all I want to do is get wet.
| 1 votes |
#1050
about: Twix Bars There both equally delicious but these ones are a little bit smaller in size
| 13 votes |
#1049
about: you Your Mom
| -4 votes |
#1048
about: Hide and Seek READY OR NOT, HERE I COME !
| 2 votes |
#1047
about: Stuffing Easter eggs OH MY GOSH. IT WONT FIT!!
| 3 votes |
#1046
about: When watching a movie Should we have the lights on or off??
| 1 votes |
#1045
about: Going to play softball with friend You have soft softballs? (thats what she said)
| 1 votes |
#1044
about: Combo of wood and shrubs while building a fence "There was just too much wood there"
| 1 votes |
#1043
about: your mom your mom asked do i have a stiffie for her and i said no its for your daughter and thats what she said
| -84 votes |
#1042
about: a sentence from a man purses point of view in L.A. "Are you really going to stick that in me? I think not."
| 33 votes |
#1041
about: Science Class. "Does it slide out easily, or does it disintegrate?"
| 32 votes |
#1040
about: Playing Band instrument Dont overblow...
| 11 votes |
#1039
about: Dance performance "Warm up before you come, everybody."
| 20 votes |
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